Thanks for all the superfluous pink breast cancer awareness efforts America! Without those pink NFL wide receivers gloves, I never would’ve heard of breast cancer! If I hadn’t Googled what that pink ribbon magnet on the back of your minivan meant, I wouldn’t have known I was supposed to get a mammogram. Only a boob disease could get so much useless attention.
Look at all this ridiculous crap!
Now look at all the cancers we don’t “celebrate.”
Please, let’s just stop this silliness and learn to think critically and seriously about breast cancer and research.