Tag Archive | “The Simpsons”
March 29, 2015  

No One Likes A Bipolar Clown

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“Well kids, I want you to go to your parents’ medicine cabinet and find all the pills labeled “Lithium Dibromide” and send them to me – NOW! No one likes a bipolar clown!”

– Krusty the Clown, The Simpsons

March 27, 2015  

Links of the Week – March 27, 2015

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* A Beautiful Sunrise Over A Bacon Landscape

* Even In Defeat, Georgia State Was A Winner

* Pope Francis Receives Pizza Delivery – To Pope Mobile

* PostSecret: What Might Have Been

* Man Has Carefully Calculated Timeline For Revealing Negative Personality Traits To New Girlfriend

* Rainy Day Street Art – (I love this so much!)

* Neustetter’s ‘Light Experiences’ Illuminate Night – (So beautiful!!!)

* Emory’s Women’s Swim And Dive Wins NCAA Div-III National Championship – (Six in a row!)

* What Does It Mean To Wear Heels?

* Why Men Are Smarter Than Women – (Provocative, but I agree!)

* NASA’s Opportunity Rover Celebrates Mars Marathon Milestone

* “Raising Ryland”: Parenting A Young Transgender Child – (A wonderful short film from CNN Films…)

* The Transgender Life: What To Know, Say, And Understand

* Capitol Police To Congress: No More Drunken 4th of July Parties – (But our congresspeople CAN’T find the time to read legislation before they vote on it. Wankers.)

* Famous Atheists And Their Beliefs

* Ricky Gervais: Why I’m An Atheist

* Mo’ne Davis Asks College To Give Baseball Player Second Shot – (I want to give him a second shot – in the head. What in the world makes a college-aged man think it’s OK to call an 11-year-old girl (or any female) a slut? Men? What is your major malfunction with women?)

* 10 Stereotypes To Stop Spreading About Women

* Paw Prints On Your Food – (Dawwwwwww!)

* When You Finally Find Out Who’s A Good Boy – ( ❤ ❤ ❤ )

* Bullshit Bill With Bullshit Title Bullshitted About By Bullshitters

* Local Idiot Looking For St. Patrick’s Day Bar That Isn’t “Full Of Idiots” – (Perfect.)

* Microsoft CEO Announces He Can Be Mostly Gay By Q2 2015

* Becoming A Better Man: The Single Greatest Moment Of My Life – (Blog post of the week!
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* The Greatest Lenten Pun EVAH!

* Cadbury Creme Egg Season Is Here Again At Last

* Insult To Injury: America’s Vanishing Worker Protections – (This is what happens when people stop supporting unions. I promise you, this will continue to get worse.)

* 4 Scientifically Proven Ways To Be A Better Spouse

* Lemond – Missing-Ear Kitty Becomes A Furkid – (Adopt a pet today! They love you so much!)

* Alcoholics Anonymous, Mr. Spock And the Lighthouse

* Spaghetti Toes: If Love Was Measured In Weight… – ( ❤ ❤ ❤ )

* Pineapple Coconut Bars

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“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”

– Marge, “The Simpsons,” Moaning Lisa

“Which is a funny thing about boyfriends, I’ve noticed. they too often don’t know about you and jump to unwarranted conclusions. That for instance it was love, a mate you were after, when you really just needed someone to talk to.”

– Elizabeth Collison, Some Other Town

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January 2, 2015  

Links of the Week – January 2, 2015

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* In France, Vestiges Of The Great War’s Bloody End

* Stinky Poo and T.P. “Friends Forever” Mini Plush Set

* A.A. Milne Quotes

* Georgia Tech Student Indicted For UGA Website Hack – (OK. This WAS a great prank!)

* 18 Reasons The World Isn’t Such A Bad Place – (Illustrated in grilled cheese!)

* 19 Mind-Numbingly Easy New Year’s Resolutions For Lazy Slobs

* 19 Of The Worst Lyrics Of 2014 – (I laughed until I cried!)

* After A Sea Of Christmas Sweaters, An Ode To The Forgotten Baseball Sweater

* Because You Need 75 New Ways To Say “Fix It, Jesus” – (Hysterical! Post of the week!)

* Clippers Retire Donald Sterling Jersey

* Comet Lovejoy The First Naked-Eye Comet Of 2015

* Maury, Yes Maury, Had The Best Christmas Sweater Of The Year – (!!!)

* Mo’ne Davis Wins AP Female Athlete Of The Year

* NASA Spacecraft Approaching Dwarf Planet Ceres – (I didn’t even know there WAS a dwarf planet Ceres!)

* Nutella Buckeyes – (Calls for ANOTHER praise break!)

 

* Rape Investigation Finds Star Quarterback Has All The Goods: ‘He Can Make All The Throws And Has A Cannon For An Arm,’ Confirms Sexual Assault Inquiry

* Remembering The Ones We Lost – (Beautiful!)

* Run Bum Races – (You know you want to – hurt! They’re awesome!)

* Three Small Words That Will Improve Your Relationships – (I need to tattoo this on my brain!)

* Transgender Teen Commits Suicide, Cites Christian Parents In Blog – (We can do so much better.)

* Transgender Teen: “My Death Needs To Mean Something”

* God Doesn’t Make Mistakes, People Do

* What Transgender Teen’s Death Should Show Us – (“Our innate ability to identify with the needs and experiences of others — to have compassion, empathy — is the very thing that makes us human.”)

* The Transgender Life: What To Know, What To Say, What To Understand

* Vin Scully Momentarily Lost His 1988 World Series Ring While Shopping, Found It In A Bag Of Ribs

* Washington Nationals, Dan Uggla Agree To Minor League Deal

* Watch This Boy’s Reaction As He Gets A New Dog For Christmas – (My hearrrrrrt!)

* Shower Thoughts – (Whoaaaaaaa!)

* Why Emotional Learning May Be As Important As The ABCs – (Astounding. Not. My mom was doing this for a living as an elementary school counselor 40 years ago. Why did schools ever stop???)

* The Cockspur Lighthouse – (Bucket List!)

* Tiny Japanese Cat-Shaped Treats – ❤ ❤ ❤

* Homer & Ned Flanders Change Up AC/DC

* Steven Gerrard Reportedly Set To Leave Liverpool For MLS

* Spaghetti Toes: Artist Illustrates Statements Of 3-Year Old Daughter – (PERFECT! 😀 )

 

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“There are few people who will love you unconditionally. You should strive to be one of them.”

– http://tinybuddha.com/blog/6-things-instead-comparing-others/

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September 3, 2014  

Things That Make Me Happy